why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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