Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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