going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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