just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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