would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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