Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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