I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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