There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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