I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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