Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
