And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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