I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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