But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
it was like eating out sand paper
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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