I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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