I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Vodka?
Forever.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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