We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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