lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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