i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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