I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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