I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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