this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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