You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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