Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
she looked like the before picture.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
then he tried to convert me to islam
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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