Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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