So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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