Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
