If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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