so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Houston, we have a squirter
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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