honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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