My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
