do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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