so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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