All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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