it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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