evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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