But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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