Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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