I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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