i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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