I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
