Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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