So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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