They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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