they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Randomize
