1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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