Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
In America we eat man semen.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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