I think scott just propositioned me for sex
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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