I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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