I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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