you would pick up someone in the library
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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