I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
How naked do you want me to be?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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