Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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